My shirt can open beers, what can you shirt do? Oh nothing…::cough::loser::cough::. The Beerbot Bottle Opening Shirt has an actual metal bottle opener built into the robot’s hands. This “beerbot” sure looks like Bender but it’s clearly not Bender (thanks to licensing fees and responsibility and all that). If you like shirts and you like bottled beer and you prefer that your beer is opened and you like it opened with an opener and not slammed down on the side of a desk, then the Beerbot Bottle Opening Shirt is the ultimate clothing item for you.