Who is about to open a bottle of wine? You? Who? Who? Who is going to use an owl corkscrew to do it? You, that’s who. Who? I said you. Who. Wooo.
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 Geeks gotta drink too! Nerd up your bottle opening with the Star Trek Bottle Opener Set. Comes with three different nerdships to open your libations because for the hardcore Trekkie, one is not enough. Attractively packaged in a gift box to make a great gift for anyone who like booze and William …  Down with bombs, down some bombers. The Bomb Keychain Bottle Opener is made from metal from actual disarmed nuclear weapons. It used to be used to waste civilizations, now it’s used to get civilizations wasted. The shape is even reminiscent of the “Fat Man” atomic bomb. All we are saying is give …  One opener to rule them all! The only bottle opener that measures up to the task. Straight up opening. Give an inch, take a cap off. The bottle opening ruler is the only drinking accessory that can also assist you in drawing architectural drawings like a blitzed Mike Brady after his 2nd …  The Ace Playing Card Bottle Opener is your ace in the hole. Made of stainless steel, with this super slim bottle opener in your pocket, it’s always your lucky day. Great for high rollers, low rollers, medium rollers, no rollers, paint rollers, holy rollers, unholy rollers, hair rollers, rock n’ rollers, dealers, …  Shark in your refrigerator=not good. Shark on your refrigerator=awesome bottle opener. It’s basic math, people. The Shark Attack! Bottle Opener uses it’s teeth to help you open your beer bottles. It can even open non-alcoholic bottles like root beer but what’s the point in having a drink if there’s no alcohol in …  Mankind has long suffered the wrath of being forced to carry two separate instruments to open beers and then keep them cold while you hold them. But my fellow humans, the age of suffering hath ended thusly with the Cap-a-Cooz a combination beer koozie and bottle opener. Free your hands and your …  Open your bottles the geekiest way possible short of jimmying off the cap with the edge of laptop (FYI for those recent grads out there: that is totally acceptable in college, not so much in the office). The Control O Bottle Opener from Art Lebedev puts the “o” in opening. Or the … |
 
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