Duct Tape Koozie

Real men use duct tape. Even when they’re drinking. Don’t just say it, live it with a Duct Tape Koozie. Although you are sort of saying it too, or more accurately the koozie is saying it for you. Disinterunregardlessly, it’s like the old saying goes, “if it can’t be duct up, it’s time to get fuct up”. Or something like that.