Ron de Jeremy Adult Rum

Yep legendary *movie* star Ron Jeremy has his own rum. It’s called Ron de Jeremy (21+ only) and this rum has a “long and smooth” finish just like Ron does. Ron wants to rum you so hard, he’s going to rum all over your face, then rum on your back, then rum all over your girlfriend. Does this look like a man who knows his rums or what?

For those interested in drinking this essence of Hedgehog, it’s actually a 7 year aged rum made in Panama by Cuban distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez.

It has an inviting light amber color with very attractive copper hues. The aroma is that of carefully aged rum, with a harmoniously balanced orchestra of oak, fruit and spices. In the palate it opens up smoothly, showcasing a high level of craftsmanship. The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly, yet gently enough to allow hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane to reveal them selves. The finish is elegant and long, true to the aromas and flavors previously experienced. Ron de Jeremy sips perfectly, naked or savored over the rocks.

Sounds good to me.