S.O. freakin S. we have a situation here. We are out of wine. Send off the Send Wine Bottle Stopper and set that bottle afloat because this is a dire emergency. Tell Sting to warm up his vocal chords, we need some Message in a Bottle background music. It’s a trompe l’oeil silicone wine stopper. I don’t know what that means either. But I do know that if you send this off in 1-65 years a passing merchant ship will pick it up and bring you wine. Or it could just sit nicely on that bottle of wine in your kitchen. Your choice.