Shark Attack Bottle Opener

Shark in your refrigerator=not good. Shark on your refrigerator=awesome bottle opener. It’s basic math, people. The Shark Attack! Bottle Opener uses it’s teeth to help you open your beer bottles. It can even open non-alcoholic bottles like root beer but what’s the point in having a drink if there’s no alcohol in it? Seriously. Why waste your time? It most likely won’t eat your kids either but we can’t guarantee that as sharks are totally unpredictable and can attack anyone at any time. $20 and it has a strong magnetic back to hook onto your fridge or locker or whatever.

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