Tentacle Bottle Opener

Opening your beers just got a little weirder with the Tentacle Bottle Opener. No not a regular octopus tentacle opener like you probably already own, this is a tentacle of Cthulhu. Hand painted, so each is unique, just like you. Why be …

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Candom

Gotta keep that drink protected. So practice safe drinking with a Candom. Not only is it a conversation point, it will also keep your canned drink colder, longer. So always use a rubber- drink protector. Because you can never be too safe.

Shotgun Mug

Who doesn’t love to use a key to poke a hole in a can of beer and shotgun that shizz down your gullet in one gulp? Well now you can do it with less mess and more class with a dedicated Shotgun Mug. Drink what you want how you want to. Just …

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Toilet Plunger Bottle Stopper

Take the plunge with a Toilet Plunger Bottle Stopper. Don’t let your delicious and expensive wine go down the drain, keep it fresh by plunging it. We are flushed with excitement about this product. This is also considered highly appropriate to use on your crappy wines …

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Owl Corkscrew

Who is about to open a bottle of wine? You? Who? Who? Who is going to use an owl corkscrew to do it? You, that’s who. Who? I said you. Who. Wooo.

Grown Your Own Beer Garden

It’s the world’s smallest beer garden! Unlike most beer gardens where you can sit in the shade at a picnic table and enjoy a relaxing brew, this is an actual tiny garden in a beer can. Grow your own hops! It’s a micro-brewery. Yeah probably not enough to even brew one beer …

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Space Invaders Drink Markers

Keep track of which drink is yours, geek, with Space Intruders Drink Markers. Soft silicone Space Invader shapes stick to your beer bottle, 40oz, wine bottle, or handle of Jack (if that’s how you roll, playa). Now nobody will steal your drink, as if you would put it down for more than …

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Hurricane Evacuation Plan Doormat

Let’s get serious here for a moment- what would you do if a hurricane was approaching your home. Well in case you start panicking, it’s good to have a doormat that lays out all the necessary steps to get you out safely. The Hurricane Evacuation Plan Doormat gives you the 2 simple …

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