Wine Bottle Fire Extinguisher

Keep your wine cellar safe from fires with this most appropriate looking fire extinguisher. Sure you could (probably) put out a fire with an actual bottle of wine but that wouldn’t be super effective and of course it would a waste of alcohol. Instead get this fire extinguisher that only looks like a …

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Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener

Is there anything better to open up your pumpkin beer than a Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener? It takes strong bones to crack open a brewski And this opener has it because it’s made out of cast iron. Great for Halloween parties, Gothic themed bars, doctors and medical professionals, and anyone who just needs …

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Game Cartridge Flasks

Gaming has come a long way since the 8 bit days. And so have you. You’re legal now, you can have a drink whenever you want and wherever you want. Well maybe not entirely whenever and wherever- there are some rules of society we all have to follow (usually) so best to pack …

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Best in Glass Trophy Wine Glass

You know that you’re #1. I know that you’re #1. And now the whole darn world will know that you are when you drink from the Best in Glass Trophy Wine Glass. Do you see anyone else drinking their wine from a freakin’ trophy? No. That’s because you’re better than all of …

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Beanie Bottle Stopper

beanie bottle stopper

Your wine is getting a little chilly. A beer once told me that most heat loss is from the head, so you should definitely put a little cap on it. A literal cap. The Beanie Bottle Stopper is a little silicone winter cap for your bottles. Because they need stylish headwear just …

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Rose Bowl Goal Post Bottle Opener

rose bowl goal post opener

Open your beer with a piece of sports history! The Rose Bowl Goal Post Bottle Opener is made from an actual piece of the post from the world famous stadium in Pasadena, California. Don’t worry, they have replacement goal posts now so the ones in the stadium aren’t going to topple over …

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Saw Bottle Opener

saw bottle opener

Here’s a bottle opener that really cuts to the chase- the Saw Bottle Opener. So maybe it’s not as manly as your pops crackin’ open a Milwaukee’s Best with a rusty old saw leveraged off the edge of his workbench in the garage but it’s handmade in Nova Scotia from pewter. Close …

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Chemistry Cocktail Set

chemistry cocktail set

Science! Serve up your next round of drinks like a scientist with the Chemist’s Cocktail Kit. This kit includes a graduated Erlenmeyer flask decanter, 6 graduated test tubes with a stand, a glass stirring rod, and a stainless steel shaker with strainer. Mix up some crazy mad scientist concoction. Because after all, …

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