Fake Wine Bottle Labels

Prank your friends, enemies, and frenemies with these Fake Wine Bottle Labels (although if you’re gifting wine to your enemies then maybe we can be enemies? or friends?). These stickers go right over the existing bottle labels and turns your wine into something seemingly more devious: Embalming Juice, Rat Poison, Zombie Virus, …

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Toilet Bowl Can Koozie

The beer circle of life is complete with The Toilet Kool Koozie. Keep your beer chilled in a toilet bowl before drinking it and eventually expelling it into the real toilet. This koozie is hilarious and functional, just like you, …

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Hopped Up Beer Glass

No that’s not an oversized broken beer bottle, it’s the Fred and Friends Hopped Up Beer Glass. This glass even has a “bottle cap” on the bottom to complete the effect. What a fun way to drink a beer and a great looking …

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Vinderpants, Underpants for Wine Bottles

Your wine bottle is naked, so dress it up with Vinderpants, the world’s first (and thankfully only) underpants for wine. These tighty-whities are made of a 95% cotton, 5% spandex blend for maximum wine bottle comfort with minimal chafing. Great as a gift. Also works on liquor …

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Hurricane Evacuation Plan Doormat

Let’s get serious here for a moment- what would you do if a hurricane was approaching your home. Well in case you start panicking, it’s good to have a doormat that lays out all the necessary steps to get you out safely. The Hurricane Evacuation Plan Doormat gives you the 2 simple …

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Rx Bottle Cocktail Shaker

Settle down for a minute kids, daddy just needs to take his medicine. The Boozeman RX Glass Martini Shaker has a Boozemin Prescription label prescribed by “Dr. Koholic, Al”. No co-pay on this prescription and unlimited refills. Now take a sip, doctor’s orders after all. …

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Toilet Shot Glasses

When you just know your night is going to end up in the crapper anyway, why not get a head start with Toilet Shot Glasses? Flush it down… your throat. The normal “if it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s brown flush it down” rules don’t apply to these. Just make sure …

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