USA Beer Mitt Koozie

usa koozie glove

America, f- yeah! Get your mitts on a frosty cold beer and keep it cold with the USA Beer Mitt Koozie, the patriotic koozie that attaches to your hand. It’s a beer holding glove. When you put it on, nothing will come between you and your brew because you will be physically …

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Beer Pong Costume

beer pong costume

Epic costume! Be the board. It’s an eye-catching, smile inducing, Beer Pong Costume. Everybody loves beer pong…well almost everybody, and now the game on you. I don’t believe you can actually play beer pong on this costume even if you were laying down, but hey- drink enough beers and you might just …

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Red Cup Beer Money Bank

Need money for beer. Need more money. Need beer. Save your coins in a Red Cup Beer Money Bank. It looks just like the iconic Solo Cups except it’s made of ceramic and it specifically earmarks your spare change for beer. As it should be …

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Chain Mail Koozie

It’s an armored koozie. Protect the beer! If you’re tired of your tasty brews getting lanced off the table in jousting competitions, then step on up to a chain mail koozie. Unfortunately you can’t really get medieval on your drink because this is just a design by Doug Fungus (he’s among us). …

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Strong Beer Served in a Taxidermied Squirrel

When you make an insane beer that’s 10x stronger than your average beer (it’s 55% ABV!!) you’ve got to serve it in an equally impressive manner. Like inside a taxidermied squirrel. Yep, there’s a bottle of limited edition Brew Dog “The End of History” stuffed right up that squirrel’s keister. Unfortunately you …

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Beer Labels Jigsaw Puzzle

Break out a sixer because it’s gonna take you a good long while to put together the Beer Labels Jigsaw Puzzle. This made in the USA puzzle has 1000 pieces and features labels from every single beer you had this weekend. Well most of them anyway. Warning: may make you very thirsty- …

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Beer Goggles Drink Markers

Keep an eye on your drinks with Beer Goggles Drink Markers. They come in a set of six brightly colored drink markers that fit right on your beer bottles, giving your beer a new outlook on the party. Unlike “real” beer goggles, these won’t make ugly people look better but they will …

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Beer Dispensing MMA Hexagon Ring Hat

This not awkward at all looking piece of headgear combines two of America’s favorite pastimes- Mixed Martial Arts and drinking beer. No need to fight over the beer, the Mixed Fighting Arts Competitor headgear holds nearly 60 ounces of tasty beer- on your head. Anyone who wears this is definitely a …

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