Deer Rear Bottle Opener

Open up your beer bottles hunter style with the Deer Rear with Bottle Opener. The buck stops here, with this ASSessory. Get some tail before you drink this time.

Hootch Owl Corkscrew

The cleverly named Hootch Owl Corkscrew is a wise choice for opening your bottles of wine. This sage old owl is modeled after a classic Depression Era corkscrew with a whimsical touch. The double lever corkscrew has bottle openers on the owl’s wings as well. Very classy and elegant as far as …

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Owl Corkscrew

Who is about to open a bottle of wine? You? Who? Who? Who is going to use an owl corkscrew to do it? You, that’s who. Who? I said you. Who. Wooo.

Pelican Wine Bottle Holder

It’s a well known fact that pelicans are the animal kingdom’s biggest lushes. Do you really think that big beak is for catching fish? Hell to the no Bobby, it’s for downing booze. Now pelicans are, as you know, classy birds. They don’t like cheap beer or $3 bottles of wine (I saw …

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Shark Attack Bottle Opener

Shark in your refrigerator=not good. Shark on your refrigerator=awesome bottle opener. It’s basic math, people. The Shark Attack! Bottle Opener uses it’s teeth to help you open your beer bottles. It can even open non-alcoholic bottles like root beer but what’s the point in having a drink if there’s no alcohol in …

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Penguin Bottle Opener

It’s common knowledge that penguins love wine. How do you think they stay warm down there in the Antarctic? Wine, wine, some fish and more wine. Also the fact that they are constantly wearing tuxedos should be a clue that they love themselves a little red vino on the daily (unlike those way …

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