It’s common knowledge that penguins love wine. How do you think they stay warm down there in the Antarctic? Wine, wine, some fish and more wine. Also the fact that they are constantly wearing tuxedos should be a clue that they love themselves a little red vino on the daily (unlike those way less refined beer swilling polar bears up north). So this Penguin Bottle Opener brings nature to nurture your nutrients in a nutshell (or he just opens your bottles but that doesn’t have the pleasing alliteration of the previous phrase). $13 at Pkid.