Hootch Owl Corkscrew

The cleverly named Hootch Owl Corkscrew is a wise choice for opening your bottles of wine. This sage old owl is modeled after a classic Depression Era corkscrew with a whimsical touch. The double lever corkscrew has bottle openers on the owl’s wings as well. Very classy and elegant as far as …

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Flamingo Beer Bong

Birds the word my beer loving friends. Get your drink on with this Flamingo Beer Bong. Comes in pink, of course. Just fill up the bird with beer, put your mouth to the beak, and tip it back to guzzle down the beer. Made of food-safe plastic and ideal for Spring Break, …

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Owl Corkscrew

Who is about to open a bottle of wine? You? Who? Who? Who is going to use an owl corkscrew to do it? You, that’s who. Who? I said you. Who. Wooo.

Pelican Wine Bottle Holder

It’s a well known fact that pelicans are the animal kingdom’s biggest lushes. Do you really think that big beak is for catching fish? Hell to the no Bobby, it’s for downing booze. Now pelicans are, as you know, classy birds. They don’t like cheap beer or $3 bottles of wine (I saw …

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