Dentures Bottle Opener

Since not everyone has the awesomely impressive ability to open bottles with their teeth like all members of the ChugBuzz staff do (it’s a requirement for employment), there is the Dentures Bottle Opener. If we actually hired old people, they could pass the bottle test just like this using their real dentures I suppose. But they’d never get through the drunk uphill obstacle course, unicycle riding, and free diving preliminary tests, so it doesn’t really matter anyway. Yes these dentures really work (for opening bottles, not so much for fake teeth), btw.