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 Meet Robottle Corkscrew, the wined up robot. Get it- “wined up”? Clever (or not so clever) puns aside, this intergalactic hero will open your bottle of wine just like all good robots should. It’s what Rosie from the Jetsons did when the cameras weren’t rolling- everyone knows George enjoyed his Merlot after …  You know those high speed photography pictures of milk splashing in a bowl? Well this is just like that- except it’s wine. And it’s not a photography. And it stops spills instead of making spills. But pretty much the same. The Wine Splash Bottle Stopper measures 2.5″ and is made of food …  Need money for beer. Need more money. Need beer. Save your coins in a Red Cup Beer Money Bank. It looks just like the iconic Solo Cups except it’s made of ceramic and it specifically earmarks your spare change for beer. As it should be …  Take a shot from the glass that looks like it just got shot….with a bullet. The Just Shot Bullethole Shot Glass has a hole going right through the middle. Don’t worry, it still holds it’s liquor- 2.5 ounces to be exact. It also holds your interest. It’s a hunter’s other best …  You’re not going to be fooling anyone by claiming this is actually a cassette walkman (except maybe yourself) but the Walkman Flask certainly serves up the nostalgia. And the alcohol. Mix tape? More like mixed drinks my friends. If you like pina coladas and getting lost in the rain, you’ll probably like …  There’s no better way to drink French wine than with an Eiffel Tower Glass. With a base modeled after the famed steel Paris tower, this 9½” tall white wine glass holds 8 ounces. Every home need at least one miniature Eiffel Tower somewhere…really. And one that holds wine, even …  It’s an armored koozie. Protect the beer! If you’re tired of your tasty brews getting lanced off the table in jousting competitions, then step on up to a chain mail koozie. Unfortunately you can’t really get medieval on your drink because this is just a design by Doug Fungus (he’s among us). …  Because wasting wine is a zin, there’s the Stopped Up! Wine Bottlestopper. Don’t let that good wine go down the drain, stop it up with a stopper that looks like a drain stopper, metal chain and all. Come up with your own bathtub gin joke right here, readers! It’s DIY night here … |
 
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