Study: Holding a Drink Makes You Look Dumb

A new study says that simply holding an alcoholic drink makes you appear dumber to others. It didn’t matter if the subject was male or female or if they were holding beer or wine; the study found that they were all perceived as stupider than non-drink holding people. Of course the study didn’t say anything about holding two drinks at once so don’t let that stop your next round of Edward Fourtyhands.