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 America, f- yeah! Get your mitts on a frosty cold beer and keep it cold with the USA Beer Mitt Koozie, the patriotic koozie that attaches to your hand. It’s a beer holding glove. When you put it on, nothing will come between you and your brew because you will be physically …  It’s an armored koozie. Protect the beer! If you’re tired of your tasty brews getting lanced off the table in jousting competitions, then step on up to a chain mail koozie. Unfortunately you can’t really get medieval on your drink because this is just a design by Doug Fungus (he’s among us). …  Real men use duct tape. Even when they’re drinking. Don’t just say it, live it with a Duct Tape Koozie. Although you are sort of saying it too, or more accurately the koozie is saying it for you. Disinterunregardlessly, it’s like the old saying goes, “if it can’t be duct up, it’s …  Have yet another 12 ouncer my friend, doctor’s orders. The Prescription Beer Koozie looks just like a gigantic prescription drug bottle (prescribed by Dr. Hugh Ass) but instead of happy pills, it will keep your beer ice cold- which is just as good sometimes. It’s healthcare for those of us without a …  The beer circle of life is complete with The Toilet Kool Koozie. Keep your beer chilled in a toilet bowl before drinking it and eventually expelling it into the real toilet. This koozie is hilarious and functional, just like you, …  Go large with The Beast Giant Fist Can Koozie. Can you handle The Beast? Slide your hand into this and start pounding beers and when you’re done with that start pounding the table. Why? Because you can, man hands. Resist the urge to paint this thing green and “Hulk Smash” everything (or …  Gotta keep that drink protected. So practice safe drinking with a Candom. Not only is it a conversation point, it will also keep your canned drink colder, longer. So always use a rubber- drink protector. Because you can never be too safe.  The beer can koozie that says exactly what you’re feeling (and what everybody else already knew when you fell off the chair). The “Hello I’m Drunk Can Cooler” is a straightforward approach to telling the world that you’re not keeping a soda cold in that insulated koozie. Also works great if you … |
 
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Cat Flask
Wine Bottle Fire Extinguisher
Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener
Game Cartridge Flasks
Best in Glass Trophy Wine Glass
