Mankind has long suffered the wrath of being forced to carry two separate instruments to open beers and then keep them cold while you hold them. But my fellow humans, the age of suffering hath ended thusly with the Cap-a-Cooz a combination beer koozie and bottle opener. Free your hands and your beer will follow (I might be misquoting that one). Plus it floats and won’t tear, rip, or rot. Because we all know what you do with your beer koozies and it ain’t pretty. Just $7.50 a piece in either red or blue.