Disarmed Nuclear Weapon Bottle Opener

Down with bombs, down some bombers. The Bomb Keychain Bottle Opener is made from metal from actual disarmed nuclear weapons. It used to be used to waste civilizations, now it’s used to get civilizations wasted. The shape is even reminiscent of the “Fat Man” atomic bomb.

All we are saying is give pilsner a chance. Made of reclaimed copper wiring that was once part of the wiring systems for the U.S. nuclear defense program, it’s just $15.