Hello I’m Drunk Can Cooler

The beer can koozie that says exactly what you’re feeling (and what everybody else already knew when you fell off the chair). The “Hello I’m Drunk Can Cooler” is a straightforward approach to telling the world that you’re not keeping a soda cold in that insulated koozie. Also works great if you have any friends with the name “Drunk”, as it’s very hard to find personalized items for that name (right, Bort?).