Dentures Bottle Opener

Since not everyone has the awesomely impressive ability to open bottles with their teeth like all members of the ChugBuzz staff do (it’s a requirement for employment), there is the Dentures Bottle Opener. If we actually hired old people, they could pass the bottle test just like this using their real dentures …

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Church Key Bottle Opener

It’s unholy! The Church Key Bottle Opener. Hang it from your keychain and use it to open the one thing that really matters- bottles of beer.

Weeble Wobble Bobble Bottle Opener

These Wobble Bobble Bottle Opener are so clearly Weebles it’s not even funny. They wobble but won’t fall down? That sounds familiar. You know who else does that? Dom DeLuise. and Weebles. Cheers.

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Bottle Opener with Stash Storage

Stash away your stuff inside this Magnetic Bottle Opener with Stash Storage. The hidden compartment in the handle is big enough to hold a lighter or other goodies. The opener is magnetic, so it can hang on your refrigerator or other metal …

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Bottle Opener Baseball Hat

Use your head, people. To open your beer bottles. This Coors Light Baseball Hat has a built in bottle opener in the brim. Made of cotton and fully adjustable. The Silver Bullet will NOT let you down.

Penguin Bottle Opener

It’s common knowledge that penguins love wine. How do you think they stay warm down there in the Antarctic? Wine, wine, some fish and more wine. Also the fact that they are constantly wearing tuxedos should be a clue that they love themselves a little red vino on the daily (unlike those way …

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Happy Hour Bottle Opener Watch

What time is it? Time to crack open another beer. It’s always happy hour with the Happy Hour Bottle Opener Watch. It looks like a normal stylish watch but the clasp is actually a bottle opener. The watch has a smooth calf leather band and a stainless steel case. It’s water resistant …

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iBottleOpener Protects Your iPhone, Opens Bottles

Technology and beer have merged again with the iBottleOpener. It’s a hard shell slider case for your iPhone with a built in bottle opener on the backside. Definitely more useful than some lame camera on the back. You know what’s better than an iPhone? An iPhone with …

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